The Buddie: Bummed.

The Buddie: Snorting a line of coke.

The Buddie: Stoked!

The key ring broke on my apartment keys and I ended up losing them. As a result, I’m currently locked out of my apartment for the evening and sleeping in a Wal-Mart parking lot. After taking a hobo-shower in the bathroom (ie. washing my face and arms with hand-soap), I ended up buying a toaster oven, a microwave, deodorant, body wash, a shirt and Nutter Butter bars. I may go back in for a pillow. I’m in desperate need of one.